Ghost Panting
The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).
I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.
pants ghost
another word for farting. Often the silent kind
Chris: What was that noise?
Michelle: It was my pants ghost!
Michelle: It was my pants ghost!
ghost pants
the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.