Gidus
A Gidus has a heart of gold and height of a gentle giant. They'll make you feel all bubbly and will serve you up a mean ravioli. Be cautious though, a Gidus is not to be treated toxically. A Gidus will perform the greatest slaps known to mankind, leaving you down in the dirt wishing for air.
-That guy is so kind, and served me up a mean pasta, I had to leave a fantastic tip! I stepped on his toe though, and I think he left a mystery splooge in the sause after I asked him to box it.
-Sounds like a Gidus!
-Sounds like a Gidus!