Andy Griffith
Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.
You can always count on Andy.
Watching the Andy Griffith Show
A euphemism for jerking off.
What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...