give birth to a politician
To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).
"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."
give birth to a politician
to have a bowel movement, to defecate
I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.