gobble a shitty stick
to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"
Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!