God's Gift To Women
God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.
Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.