Eagleville Missouri

If you desire a third world shit-hole experience, And have a little time on your hands, Then why not stop in to the shittiest place south of the iowa border. Eagleville is overran by inbred wannabe rednecks. In order to fit in in this town you gotta have one of them higher up last names that starts with a c or a g or a p. You will never again come across anybody more judgemental or up in everybody else's business and having the cops on speed dial like you will with the snitches of Eagleville. The previous sheriff of the county recently painted his wall red after he got caught stealing drugs and abusing power. The court system of the county is rigged and unjust. With all the crooked stuff going on in harrison county. One knows he is safe if he just avoids that shitty place called Methany..(bethany)