Godzilla Penis
An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Godzilla Penis
A large Asian penis. Roughly the same as BBC is for large black cock.
Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.
Girl 2: What's left to do?
Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?
Girl 2: At least one is doable.
Girl 2: What's left to do?
Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?
Girl 2: At least one is doable.
godzilla penis
a large, green looking penis.
Yo, your godzilla penis looks like a fat ol zucchini.