golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.

Very gullible