gold plated

A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend

Common use: Covered with a thin layer of gold, a precious metal often used in jewelry.

Slang: Genuine and true, but not in a good way. The mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.

A term used to describe something as excellent. When referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a knob. Best said with the deepest voice possible.

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.

Have done to you what you would have done to others.

This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.