goldshark
A non-Jewish person that dates a Jewish man or woman, for various reasons, but typically because of low self-esteem.
"Hey, I'm very grateful for the carnations and rugelach you sent the other day, but I'm not interested in slumming it up with a goldshark anymore."
"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."
"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."