goopwhack
verb.
to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP newsletter
executed as an act of hatred or adoration
to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP newsletter
executed as an act of hatred or adoration
"I think that square-faced cunt Nancy keeps goopwhacking me!"
"Let's goopwhack people we hate all weekend."
"Let's goopwhack people we hate all weekend."