graig
basically the most amazing boy you'll ever meet ever
graig is to insanely amazing as jj redick is to god at basketball or orlando bloom is to sexiest pirate ever
angry graig
this is a large, northern, raging hairy sasquatch. usually he will be very drunk and easily enraged. he might have a jets jersey on. You have to watch him because he will be smiling and playing it cool, but next thing you know he's pummeling you on the kitchen floor.
PHILLIP: Wow,ole zeus is sure running his mouth.
CHRIS: He better watch out for a beating from angry graig!
CHRIS: He better watch out for a beating from angry graig!