Grandpa's Sock Drawer
A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.