Great Totham
A snobby Essex village, full of white van men and grumpy OAPs. Smells like shit all summer.
"Wanna go to Great Totham?"
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."