Grey Clown
A serious medical condition caused by a lack of blood flow to the penis, not only in the form of Erectile Dysfunction, but also in normal blood flow. This leaves the penis permanently flaccid and with a slight greyish hint due to the lack of blood.
Jackson: Hey bro. I saw you taking Chloe home last night. You smash?
Paul: As soon as I took my pants off she laughed at my grey clown and left.
Paul: As soon as I took my pants off she laughed at my grey clown and left.