Grolf
The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.
"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."
Grolfe
When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.
Grolfe me harder!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!
grolf
Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.
Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!