Groming
The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.
"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"
Grome
a pimpin mixture of gold and chrome
if uon kno wut grome is, ur eitha a square or u are NOT BAALLLLINNN'
if uon kno wut grome is, ur eitha a square or u are NOT BAALLLLINNN'
Homie: ayo man, what kinda spinners u got on ya wheels?
Homeboy: platinum. u?
Homie: GROME
Homeboy: mayne wut da hell is grome?
...(Homie looks at homeboy weird and drives away)
Homeboy: platinum. u?
Homie: GROME
Homeboy: mayne wut da hell is grome?
...(Homie looks at homeboy weird and drives away)
grome
Grome means: 'massively subtle'. While some may argue this is an oxymoron, grome in fact simply means an act of subtlety so subtle it is not even noticable by anyone.
Guy1: Dude! It's that guy I dont like, lets walk a tiny amount further away from him.
Guy2: Dude. That was grome.
Guy2: Dude. That was grome.
Groming
After a long day in a bakery, a hot bath with candles and Celine Dion’s greatest hits. Focusing on the 95-02 years of Dions library and more specifically
“My Heart Will Go On” pretending the bar of soap is the “Heart of the Ocean”
“My Heart Will Go On” pretending the bar of soap is the “Heart of the Ocean”
“My boy pussy may have a yeast infection from my long day in bakery, by the end of the day the bread wasn’t the only thing rising, I’m going home and Groming myself.”