gruesome fivesome
Five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. They often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one sassy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a Tinder addiction, a high maintenance Asian who's delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. Separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the Omen.
Sandra: 'I hate the gruesome fivesome! They always push and kick me!' Brad: 'I know, but then again: they were right about your hair!'