Grungetarian
A certain breed of Pacific Northwestern hipster, complete with flannel, sullen demeanor, disdain for materialism, and a diet consisting of various locally grown legumes, grasses, and berries. Travels on a ridonkulously expensive racing bicycle while wearing varying forms of ill-conceived facial hair.
Dude, I was grungetarian before there was such a thing. Now, if you don't mind, I've got to finish this latte and organic, locally baked cupcake.