gurkin
a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.
Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!
Gurkin
The flab of skin underneath your chin
Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older
Gurkin'
To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.
"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."
Gurkin
Eating something very intensively
He just gurkined an entire plate of nachos!
Gurkin
When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.
Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."
Gurkin
Something that is found funny or made you laugh.
Damn that video is gurkin!
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.
slurpin-the-gurkin
the act of performing felatio
that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro