AnnaGoss
When you fly across 3timezones and receive a mandatory golden shower and are told to shave your bush off within 2 minutes of meeting a guy you stalk.
Damn bro I Annagoss her in a gas station bathroom next to the airport because she couldn't wait till we got back to my crib... I just hope she has the cash otherwise I'll put her on th3 next flight out. Wish she would have sent a Western Union... I don't like being in the same state is her, now I gotta let her sleep on my floor?