hair island
The mysterious patch of hair that one finds after shaving, usually on legs.
Girl 1: Jackie shaved so much, she clogged the drain.
Girl 2: Then why does she still have hair islands
Girl 2: Then why does she still have hair islands
hair island
the floating tuft of hair surrounded by a sea of bare skin on a bald man's head.
Look at Mr. Ed over there with the hair island." "I know man. When that's all the hair you got left, you gotta just shave that shit off.