Halpern
A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.
Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"
halpern
someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems
I need to talk to someone about my problems...where is a halpern when you need it?
Mr. Halpern
The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.
"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."
William Halpern
New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.
"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."
Halperned It
When a mobile game athletes uses his or her non-dominant hand’s fingers to finger the game.
Yo how did you make that shot in 8 ball?
I halperned it.
I halperned it.