Hamburger Hand
When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
Hamburger Hand
When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
hamburger helper hands
Thick meaty hands
Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands