hamsterbate
v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere
---See Richard Gere
Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work
hamsterbate
Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com
www.realhamster.com
Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.
hamsterbate
v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate
My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight
hamsterbating
the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
hamsterbating
a hairy person who masturbates
Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
hamsterbating
the act of helping a hamster masterbate
"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."