Hamster Tube
A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid
You're honestly a hamster tube
Hamster-tube bangs
A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.
You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.
Hamster in the tubes
Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."