hanbek
a sexy kyrgyz dude with a body mariah carrie wishes she had. usually very involved in politics and loves arguing over nothing, very touch and attention deprived, wants a boyfriend so bad. puts on a trench coat and pretends to be British. probably has a pet cat despite his aversion to pussy. every woman is patiently waiting for his gay phase to be over, but he's committed to the cause.
Jiya: Hey, who's that guy with the massive horse schlong? He's so hot 😳
Jason: That's Hanbek, i wish he'd let me smash but he said i look like a deformed tadpole 😔
Jason: That's Hanbek, i wish he'd let me smash but he said i look like a deformed tadpole 😔