Handshare
Sharing the use of one's hands – especially in a manner inappropriate with modern office decorum.
I was standing in the kitchen and Erik snuck up behind me and handshared my ass. One of these days I'm going to handshare his face in return.
Diamond Handshare
Noun
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.
2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.
Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.
2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.
Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.
"Pledging my resources and keeping my word earned me a Diamond Handshare, so I rewarded myself with a Taco truck."
"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"
"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"