handyside
The act of giving a hand job to the person sitting next to you. Usually in a movie theater, library, or concert. Bonus points for conferences or large family dinners such as holiday gatherings.
I was at the theater watching Gran Torino when this girl reached over with butter on her hand from the popcorn and gave me a handyside.
Ben Handyside
A strong sexy person that has been through many though walls to get to where he is
Ben Handyside is very strong