hangusfeminitius
aka HFS (Hungry Female syndrome) - It is when there is a better odds of finding $1,000,000 on the living room floor than a woman feeding herself. Most times, she will stand in a fully stocked kitchen/pantry and never be able to find something to eat. If you are the significant other of said woman, it is better to proactively feed her for your own safety.
I have to run this Subway to my Fiance. Her hangusfeminitius is acting up.