hannah mcalley
A large, unidentifiable creature who has been known to make boys tremble in their Nikes and girls change in stalls when it is around. Its main attack is to first knock you out with its multiple chins then swallow you whole. Mating calls unknown, but has a ritualistic tendency to send or post naked pictures of itself using technology. Many have been blinded by such rituals.
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