Dick-trained
When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
Dick Train
The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!
My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
Dick Train
An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train
Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
Dick Train
An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train
What people are on when they say “Ridin’ with Biden”
Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?
train dick
train dick is often used to call people who have a long penis
"wow you have a large train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"