hardwood
hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood
dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit
hardwood
A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.
"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"
Hardwood
The basketball court
Lebron is a beast on the hardwood 🏀
Hardwood
A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.
Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.
Hardwood floors
A clean shaved pussy
Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.
Hardwood Floors
A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.
hardwood floors
When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.