Hatfield
To perform a scene in the nude, regardless of whether the script calls for it or not.
Actor: Something still doesn't feel right.
Director: Let's try it again; this time, just Hatfield it.
Director: Let's try it again; this time, just Hatfield it.
Hatfield
dont mess with they Hatfields.Any Hatfield is all around awesome.A Hatfield will blow you away.
Person1:"damn here comes a Hatfield!"
person2:"wow, i wish i was born a Hatfield."
person2:"wow, i wish i was born a Hatfield."
hatfield
To be extremely germophobic and gay.
Usually works on computers too.
Usually works on computers too.
I tried to shake that guy's hand but he called me silly, what a hatfield!
Hatfield
A huge fuck up of somthing that was supposed to be great. When you are expecting a great experience or product,but are let down because it really sucked.
Can be used as a noun or a verb:
We went to New York for the O.A.R show, but it ended up being a Hatfield.
Jimmy was busy and in a rush, and ended up hatfielding our wings.
We went to New York for the O.A.R show, but it ended up being a Hatfield.
Jimmy was busy and in a rush, and ended up hatfielding our wings.
Hatfield
A redneck farm town in western mass. Population : slightly over 3,000. The home of Smith Academy, the smallest public high school in the state. Known to residents of the Pioneer Valley as a great town to go to if you're looking for a good party in the woods, bonfires, big trucks, quads, guns, boats, beer, and underage sex. Many youngsters begin their steak of debauchery around age 12 or 13. Certain landmarks known to Hatfield residents include: The S-curves, The Park, Root country, Hatfield Pond, The river, The Orchard, Mama's, The Smithsonian, Horse Mountain, The Market aka Monty's, B's, Hatfield Pub, The Polish Club, The Bashin, The Boat Launch, The Power lines, The shallows, etc...
Guy 1: "So what did you do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, I don't even know where to begin! I went to Hatfield to bang some freshman, but I got sidetracked at B's and got shitfaced. We drove in circle around town for a while before getting word of a party at Root Country. We got over there but it was a weird party. Everyone was either 15 or 25. I think there was even some guy who was about 30 mackin on some high school chick. It was kinda a fucked up night."
Guy 1: "Hatfield man. Fuckin Hatfield."
Guy 2: "Oh man, I don't even know where to begin! I went to Hatfield to bang some freshman, but I got sidetracked at B's and got shitfaced. We drove in circle around town for a while before getting word of a party at Root Country. We got over there but it was a weird party. Everyone was either 15 or 25. I think there was even some guy who was about 30 mackin on some high school chick. It was kinda a fucked up night."
Guy 1: "Hatfield man. Fuckin Hatfield."
Hatfield Peverel
A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
hatfield and the north
A Canterbury Scene supergroup of sorts featuring members from Caravan, Matching Mole, Gong, Delivery and Egg. They tend to have the same whimsical feel of Richard Sinclair era-Caravan with extended, often jazzy instrumental interludes. And they are amazing.
Hatfield and the North make up for terrible lyrics with awesome everything else.