Hays, Kansas
Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
hays kansas
A place in central Kansas that has "rich history" of a strong Germans influence. So German that the school systems seemed to forget a little part in 1933-1947 called the Holocaust.
Hays Kansas has a population is 24,027 counting the cattle and drunk collage kids.