Heeg
The sound one makes when going number 2. Generally makes a situation awkward in the public bathroom.
B: (in the bathroom) He- Heeg... HEEG
*people in line shuffle awkwardly*
*people in line shuffle awkwardly*
heeging
Word of unknown origin, first identified by the Swiss linguist Lionel Hertz. The exact definition is lost due to the fragmentary nature of L. Hertz's work, but it is believed to have become a modern slang term with a negative connotation.
"Wow, he's damn good at heeging." - one of the many confusing and vague examples Hertz supplied
Heeging
It's the when you
Yo, we havin a heeging sesh tonight or what?
heeg
A word coined by the question database ChaCha, possessing no specific meaning, but is instead used to quickly change the subject when they do not have an answer to your question.
Me: "How many mountains exist throughout the world?"
ChaCha: "There is no such thing as a heeg."
Me: Time to switch to KGB...
ChaCha: "There is no such thing as a heeg."
Me: Time to switch to KGB...
heeg
street name for a mans genital area. beaver
boy: AAAAAHHHH u just kicked me in the heeg dog!
Alicia Heeg
Alicia is someone who always has a smile on her face. She’s the most loving person I know, as she always takes care and loves all her friends. Being around her means being happy, as she is very spontaneous, wanting all of a sudden to dance, jump around or do crazy things. She is, definitely, the craziness we all need. Potterhead is an adjective that defines her perfectly. Alicia is also like a mother of the group, as she would never judge anyone by what they do or even what other people say, being tolerance incarnate. You’ll never have a boring conversation with Alicia, because she always knows what to say in the right moment, with her stupid but lovely jokes that make a simple conversation the most interesting one. It’s impossible to be angry with her, and she never takes things to heart. She sometimes acts like a 3-year-old child or like the most mature person in the world, but both of her sides, and all of them if she had more, are as lovely as she is. Laugh could be her second name, as she spends half a day laughing. Others love is one of her favourite topics, being even happier than you when something good happens. She’s the most intelligent person I’ve ever met, and she is as beautiful inside as she is on the outside.
You may think otherwise but this is my true opinion of her, I’ve know her for years.
You may think otherwise but this is my true opinion of her, I’ve know her for years.
Alicia Heeg speeds way to much to even get pulled over.