Hegel

(Georg Wilhelm Friedrich) Hegel is a philosopher/political theorist working in the wake of the Social Contract Theorists, he is possibly the coolest Postive Freedom theorist on the market. Many boners have resulted from studying Hegel.

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel...
-Bruce's Philosopher's Song

Oh My God, Hegel, He's so sexy!
-random fangirl

Hegel

A new hip word only the coolest kids use to say hehe or haha

- 🐝🌱 looks kind of like bee plant instead of believe
-Hegel! :)

Hegel

The most gorgeous girl, usually a nickname given because of a typo while on Snapchat

Hegel, ur such a cutie patootie

hegel

Proper noun. colloq. entirely engrossing work of fiction to which one costanzas

goods: busy week?
witch's familiar: costanza. Got some Hegel down.
goods: please do not text or email.
witch's familiar: Sound

hegel

Noun
A word used to describe a situation that is awkward, has mean intent or is just purely stupid.

Bob: "wow your shirt with those shoes"
James: "..."
Bob: "hegel"

Hegel Kegel

n. (hee-gull kee-gull).

any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.

n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."

Lox and Hegels

It’s a sandwich

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels

俚语	hegel
释义	Hegel (Georg Wilhelm Friedrich) Hegel is a philosopher/political theorist working in the wake of the Social Contract Theorists, he is possibly the coolest Postive Freedom theorist on the market. Many boners have resulted from studying Hegel. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel... -Bruce's Philosopher's Song Oh My God, Hegel, He's so sexy! -random fangirl Hegel A new hip word only the coolest kids use to say hehe or haha - 🐝🌱 looks kind of like bee plant instead of believe -Hegel! :) Hegel The most gorgeous girl, usually a nickname given because of a typo while on Snapchat Hegel, ur such a cutie patootie hegel Proper noun. colloq. entirely engrossing work of fiction to which one costanzas goods: busy week? witch's familiar: costanza. Got some Hegel down. goods: please do not text or email. witch's familiar: Sound hegel Noun A word used to describe a situation that is awkward, has mean intent or is just purely stupid. Bob: "wow your shirt with those shoes" James: "..." Bob: "hegel" Hegel Kegel n. (hee-gull kee-gull). any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic" v. the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result. n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more." v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more." Lox and Hegels It’s a sandwich Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels
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