Here to Fuck Spiders
Here to Fuck Spiders
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
Not here to Fuck Spiders
Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.
Can be used as reply to obvious question.
Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"
It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.
Can be used as reply to obvious question.
Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss
2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss
2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"
Not here to fuck spiders
Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.
It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo
2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo
2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
i'm not here to fuck spiders
(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
We're not here to fuck spiders
A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"
well im not here to fuck spiders
used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
I ain't here to fuck spiders
A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!