herpacifiltus
East coast mix of Chlamydia,Gonorrhea,Hepatitis, Herpes, HIV/AIDS,Human Papillomavirus (HPV),Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID),Syphilis,Trichomoniasis,crabs, bad credit, poor tread wear and other horrible things contracted from one dirty hooker east of the mississipi. This condition has no known cure and most likely man will walk on the sun before one is found.
Ed was in Vt and woke up with herpacifiltus from drinking too much and hooking up with some random.