herpagonnaringworm

A sexually transmitted disease that only your vet can cure. Often contracted on long fun filled and drunken vacations. Often confused with the type of worm that crawls up a mans penis while he is swimming, but infact it is a totally seperate type of parisite. Early warning signs include all of the symptoms of herpes and gonnarea while at the same time feeling nauseated because you have ringworm.

Susie: "Oh no, i went on that cruise and I think I caught herpagonnaringworm!"
Sally: "dont worry my cat had that last month, the vet will just give you a pill, then you will shit and vomit until all the herpagonna-ringworms are gone."
Susie: "phew, I guess herpagonnaringworm DOES work for me!"

俚语	herpagonnaringworm
释义	herpagonnaringworm A sexually transmitted disease that only your vet can cure. Often contracted on long fun filled and drunken vacations. Often confused with the type of worm that crawls up a mans penis while he is swimming, but infact it is a totally seperate type of parisite. Early warning signs include all of the symptoms of herpes and gonnarea while at the same time feeling nauseated because you have ringworm. Susie: "Oh no, i went on that cruise and I think I caught herpagonnaringworm!" Sally: "dont worry my cat had that last month, the vet will just give you a pill, then you will shit and vomit until all the herpagonna-ringworms are gone." Susie: "phew, I guess herpagonnaringworm DOES work for me!"
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