highkwondo

An example of Highkwondo being utilized for it's intended purpose.

Me: What's up, buddy!
Teetotaler Friend: *sniffs* Have you been smoking weed in my fucking apartment?!?!
Me: Ughhhh...No sir. There was a brush fire earlier. Upwind of here, I guess. It was fuckin WILD, son!
Angry Friend: Your eyes are fucking bloodshot! I can get in a lot of trouble for this shit, dude!
Me: I fucking swear! The smoke came billowing through the apartment! I can't believe you didn't smell it outside!

Confused Friend: I...kind of smelled something outside.
Me: Yes, dude! It was on the fucking news! Chill out! Please.
Shameful Friend: Shit. My bad, man. Long day. It was pretty hazy out, now that you mention it.
Me: No worries, buddy. Now let's get ourselves an XL pizza!
Assuaged Friend: YAYYYYYY!!!
Me: *looks at camera* 😉