hiking drama

Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.

1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.

2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.