hoebow
Hoebows are amazing people. They stand up for their friends and never let you down. Usually there is a hoebow at every school, and they're friends with almost everybody there. Some refer to him/her as a hobo, but the hoebow at your school isn't homeless so yeah. Hoebows are just perfect and the most beautiful people on earth itself. They aren't fake yet still popular. They have minimal drama for being so popular and the drama they do have is handled usually without much of a problem. Hoebows are pure and perfect and simply amazing.
New kid: ugh who should I hang with??¿! Nobody likes me so far.
Me: have you met the hoebow yet?
New kid: ?¿!??¿ No?¿
Me: you should should totally hang with our hoebow.
Me: have you met the hoebow yet?
New kid: ?¿!??¿ No?¿
Me: you should should totally hang with our hoebow.
Hoebow
A degenetive arse hole who has yet to evolve. Thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread, yet still have ned followers. The howbow is gender neutral in the respect that males and female can be one. These people often need a good kick in the balls/fanny. They love to show off and would steal the sugar out your tea. Usually howbows are a digit short of a phone number! thick not quite right You will likely have seen a lot of hoebows on the Jeremy Kyle show. Dress code is usually shell suit, matching tracksuit bottoms & tops, females usually have some kind of skanky blue/purple in the hair. You can often smell and hear a howbow before you see them and for your own safety you should avoid them at all costs.
I see that so and so was hanging about the bus stop with the wee lassies shouting at people on the bus, Aye he’s a right hoebow that prick!