Hogoboom

A word to describe the most awesome person ever. They are funny, unique, amazing, and beautiful. Usually a great actor and has an amazing singing voice. They have many unusual talents and know so much random stuff. They are also masters of corny jokes and has a contagious laugh that will lighten any room. Everyone needs a Hogoboom in there life

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

When you take a mexican's ipod and shove it in his ass and give him a dirty schanez with it.