Holiday cock
The phenomenon of ones genitalia being larger and generally more relaxed whilst on holiday, particularly in warmer climates.
"I was surprised when i went to pee today, I had holiday cock and it is freezing out"
Cock Holiday
The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.
Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag
Chris : you fucking fag