Holitarian
A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.
They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!
holitarian
Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.
I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.