crapade
A hypothetical (hopefully) drink, analogous to lemonade, which makes the worst of a bad situation. Usually spoken of with great sarcasm.
When life hands you crap, make crapade
Crapad
An advertisement of low quality, often advertising something sexually explicit, or too good to be true.
John: damn why is this crapad taking up half the screen
Mike: i dunno, did u look up asian girlfriends near me again?
John: shut up
Mike: i dunno, did u look up asian girlfriends near me again?
John: shut up