Hornish
a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.
Man, i feel very hornish right now, what about you?
Sam Hornish Sr.
Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.
We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.
Sam Hornish Jr.
The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.