Hortense
A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!
Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
Hortense
The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'
Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her
Hortense
prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.
also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.
also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
that person’s cat is very creepy.
she’s probably a hortense
she’s probably a hortense
Hortense
C’est une fille ouf dont les priorités sont souvent les bonbons son chien et son mec. A part ça c’est une fille ouf avec ses amis elle a un humour bien à elle et sera toujours là même à 100000 km elle adore taquiner et avec elle on a toujours les meilleurs souvenirs .
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste
Tu manges quoi?
Hortense: des bonbons
Hortense: des bonbons
Hortense
A Fat ugly bitch that lives in france
Man Im so glad that french slut doesnt live in our country anymore.
I know, Hortense was so anoyying.
I know, Hortense was so anoyying.
hortense
18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.
That hortense emailed me!
Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.
Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.
Hortense Vagino
An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.